A Message from Albia brings you the latest news and views from Albia, a country just like Britain but worse, as seen by our man on the spot, famed British foreign correspondent and friend to publicans the world over, Hugo Kent.
Blizsta, "the Soot", "the Great Cankre" is the capital of Albia, a sprawling city of nearly 10 million inhabitants straddling the Zkumi river. A centre of business, the arts and sciences. As that great Albian lexicographer Dr Yohan Zamulzon himself put it so famously "When a man is tired of Blizsta he has at last ceased to exhibit any sign of insanity".
Regrettably, I have been unable to source any copyright-free photographs of Albian individuals. Happily, I have been able to locate on Wikimedia commons a number of pictures of people whose appearances are close enough to the Albians in question to suffice for the moment. These have been used throughout.
No comments:
Post a Comment