Once more I owe a debt to Vlotar. I confess that up until this week, I had assumed that he was merely a pale-faced, lank-haired youth with an unfortunate aversion to both bright light and cleaning products, and suffering from a degree of social awkwardness which was unusual in its intensity even in a teenager. Since he has been helping me on this project (Well, I'll Try Anything Once, Well Done Vlotar!)) however, I realise that he is possessed of computing skills which are to me almost magical. Indeed, he tells me that he is the finest "hacker" in all Albia (whatever that means). In any event, not only has he given me access to the Secret Police's files, the Pentagon's Missile Defence Network and the UK's National Health Online service (three sites which I had always assumed were not open to the public). He has also, at last, provided me with a link to an Albian information site. So here you go, you can now feel free to learn all about this surprising country: Albia Tourist Information.