It is with regret that the UK Broadcast Internet News Service must announce that, following a series of incidents involving potato-based alcohol, a goat and the head of the Albian Security Services, Albia correspondent Hugo Kent has been reassigned to the obituary pages at As A Dodo.
UKBINS must apologise again to its readers. It is hoped that our Albia service will resume in the near future ... or at least once the head of the Albian Security Services' wounds have healed.
Harriet Harkness, Head of News, United Kingdom Broadcast Internet News Service
Happy St Gozondor's Day